Favorite Quotes

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I'm a big fan of quotes, I find them to be amazing. What are your personal favorites?

[I have the feeling there's going to be a significant amount of Carlin here...lolz]

"What We Do In Life Echoes Through Eternity" ~ Maximus, The Gladiator

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”

--Drew Carey

I love Drew Carey lmao

The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. "Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here."

--Jerry Seinfeld

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- Anterrabae (I can't remember the song)

"Everything in this room is edible. Why, even I am edible. But that, my dear child, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in many societies."- Willy Wonka

"I don't think you should be drinking that much on an empty stomach"
"You should wear lipstick if you're going to act like my mother"

Come on....who knows what movie that's from??

macncheese101 wrote:"I don't think you should be drinking that much on an empty stomach"
"You should wear lipstick if you're going to act like my mother"

Come on....who knows what movie that's from??

Greater Tuna?

Noooo....The Legend of Zorro....sigh....Antonio Banderas....

hahahahaha i love it!!!! lol

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it??

Oooh here's a quote from me!!!

"You remind me of spaghetti; straight until you get heated up."

LOL, that's AMAZING

*bows* thank you, thank you

"Haikus are easy
but they don't always make sense
refrigerator"

A poem I found on a siggy somewhere....

"I'm a staggering drunk with a hangnail!!!!!!"
---Me hyped up on Mountain Dew

a journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step- chinese proverb

....i think.

somedeadidiot wrote:"Haikus are easy
but they don't always make sense
refrigerator"

A poem I found on a siggy somewhere....

That's not what you told me! Wait... nevermind...

"That's government property! You can't throw government property behind FOLIAGE!!!"

"I have asthma of the colon!!!"

"You're just jealous of my Aunt Jesus!!"

"You worry me sometimes...." "Why? Because I want to marry Jesus?"

"Ooh! A Mexican donkey! I MUST have it!!"

"It's not police brutality if it's consensual"

--Ah, college life....

"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain" -Harvey Dent from The Dark Knight


I'm not sure where this one came from, and it might be a bit off. "If you have a man by the balls, his heart and mind will follow"

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." -George Carlin

dolphingirl wrote:

somedeadidiot wrote:"Haikus are easy
but they don't always make sense
refrigerator"

A poem I found on a siggy somewhere....

That's not what you told me! Wait... nevermind...

Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave

- Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

"It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring."

Carl Sagan

my fav pen is g2 - garrett foster

John Donne, Meditation 17.

"No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main."