The Biggest Screwup of your Life?

I think there's always a paramount moment in which everyone has just been totally dumbfounded to look back upon. I have had a few that I could mention, but I'm going to think about it and narrow it down to one later on...

A certain girlfriend. And that one time I ate an eggsalad sandwich out of a gas station bathroom.

That does sound like a screwup...

Oh boy.
I spontaneously burst into tears whilst replacing another musician, with a group I rarely ever work with and who barely know me, right before we performed. Then right after. Then the rest of the day.

there was this one time, I went to contest, and I played perfectly while rehearsing my solo... Until I got on stage...

I lost my place a grand total of 5 times. On a one page piece.
How's that for memorization?

jeez... probably believing that I actually have had control over my own life for the past 12 years, when in truth, we have control over absolutley nothing and should just go with the flow.

I guess not taking advantage of girls I could have dated.

I dicked around in school and it feels like its biting me in the ass already.

Oh, and I wish I worked more during high school. I have a small work ethic now.

taking stuff seriously.