It's Story Time, Kids!

Use this thread to share your funniest stories whether they just happened 5 minutes ago, or even if it's been years.

About a year ago my friend and I were going to the mall in Wichita, and we stopped at an intersection. There was a car to the left of us, and a van to left of that car. So we're just sitting there, waiting for the green, when all of a sudden a guy leans out the side of the van, points at the other car and exclaims "WHOA! CHECK YOUR BLINKER FLUID, MAN!". Then the light turned and they drove away.

Normally, I'd have taken it as a joke, but the guy looked incredibly serious. It was so funny, we were laughing about it for the next hour.

Haha...would've been great to be there, lol.


Hmmm...lets see....

My friend Taylour and I were on the bus one day, and I decided to tell her a not-so-funny blonde joke, which is all the more funny because Taylour is blonde in the literal sense, as well as the intellectual sense as you see very soon. Anyway...

Me: Taylour...this may not be very funny, but here it goes...
"How do you know if a blonde is a good cook?"

Taylour: Ummm....I have no idea.

Me: "If she can get the poptart out of the toaster without breaking it."

Taylour: You put your poptarts in the toaster!?


BTW...she was completely serious.

HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Eh....I was sledding with my neighbors down this hell-hill excuse of a parking lot behind their house. They borrowed my sled (it's freakin' fast.) Him and his little brother (9 and 5) both got on it and went down the hill. They hit the bottom curb and slid off of the sled, tumbled down the hill, and landed face-first in a trench of snow.

It was funny just to watch them.

Then they came back up, went again, but tried to turn. The sled tipped over and they rolled down the parking lot.



After that, we decided to try the hill above that parking lot...Man.... There's a slope with speed bumps and it curves about 270 degrees. The older one went down on his sled, hit a speed bump, flew onto the grass hill past it, went down that, landed on the parking lot below, kept going onto the hill after that, hit the parking lot after that, and then went to the other end of the parking lot, hit the curb, and fell face-first into the hill covered in snow.


Man....Sledding with those guys is FUN!

when I was in new zealand, there was a shirt that said "Save a Whale, Harpoon a fat kid"

Back in the day, on the bus, we would take the words from the sentence we were going to say, and mix them all up, and Cjanz was really good at it, and I would die laughing like every day.

Then one time, I farted on the bus like 20 times on the bus, and the driver yelled at me to control myself!

One Word for U All...HILARIOUS

DUDE that was on my birthday haha i remember that it was amazing!

Whats the story?

Tyler you should tell a story

Whos, tyler?

Jeff Foxworthy, revered leader of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour (featuring Larry the Cable Guy, Ron White, and Bill Engvall) and genial star of Blue Collar TV is at his best on this very funny comedy CD.

Unlike Have Your Loved Ones Spayed Or Neutered, Big Funny is funny and the sound quality is beyond reproach. On Big Funny, Jeff Foxworthy tells his usual funny stories about his wife and kids, throws in his always popular and funny jokes about rednecks (track three, I'd Thought I'd Heard Every Redneck Thing is a very funny story of how people come up to Foxworthy to tell him their own redneck jokes and redneck stories).

Listening to Big Funny makes it clear why Jeff Foxworthy is the top-selling stand-up comedian of all time (yes, even more than the great Bill Cosby or George Carlin). He is very personable and while he usually tells clean jokes and funny jokes, more often than not the joke is on him and his relatives and not on the audience.

This makes it easy to go along for the ride through redneck country. Foxworthy never strays far from his usual material about his wife and daughters and funny stories of how he has to cope being a man in a world of women. It works, it is funny, why fix it.

What also makes this album interesting for fans of Jeff Foxworthy is you can actually listen to his kids grow up from album to album and listen to Jeff Foxworthy slowly lose it from album to album.

An early Jeff Foxworthy album featured a track about Little Mermaid underwear but now he is baffled when he finds a g-string in the laundry and learns it does not belong to his wife.

Unfortunately, on Big Funny as on other of his very funny comedy cds, Jeff Foxworthy insists on singing a song or two. I understand this gets played on country and western radio and some people might enjoy it, but I just find it annoying.

To me, listening to Jeff Foxworthy sing is the same thing as listening to Clint Black tell a joke: not that interesting.

Jeff Foxworthy
Big Funny
Track Listing:

1- Introduction
2- Seeing Things on the Road
3- I'd Thought I'd Heard Every Redneck Thing
4- Telephones in the Bathroom
5- Jeff Gordon Enunciates
6- Speaking of Words
7- The Way I Grew Up
8- My Wife's Family
9- House Full of Girls
10- It's a Different World
11- I Don't Need to Know That
12- You Are Being Trained
13- Women Want to Talk
14- Thanks Y'All - Encore
15- Blue Collar Dollar

So at the debate tournament Brad decides to get on his man thong in my room, so im freakin out. Then i get out of the room and go to the other room whith con and jake and mason. Now then Brad jumps on to cons bed and does a flip and Brads but almost gets in con's face. Wel then con freaks out. So then i decide to tell abi that were having a meeting. And so abi walks in and see's brad and she freaks out and is almost blind. Then i leave before brad rapes someone. And i go back to my room and thats when brad puts on his clothes. YEAH! so thats the story of brad and his man thong!

I would just like to make a point that I have 3 manthongs and have started manthong monday and thong thursday with some friends....probably the second best decision of my life, other then spending 3 hours watching celebrity jeopardy yesterday.

Nice i am glad you brought in the man thong thursday!

bigdaddyt wrote:Nice i am glad you brought in the man thong thursday!

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