Have you ever....?

First topic message reminder :

have you ever jumped out of an airplane

then you answer yes or no
and then underneath make a another question

Yes.

Ever slow danced in the rain?

I did the robot in the rain one time. That's kind of a slow dance.

Have you ever been hit in the skull with a steel chair?

umm, no I haven't



Have you ever ran away from a sibling who was
chasing you with a kitchen knife?

No; I didn't run, I disarmed xD

Have you ever screamed your heart out [figuratively, of course]?

Yes, once when I was trying to scream like the screamers
from Alesana. My mom walked in and
thought I was being possesed.

Have you ever thought you were alone and
did something really embarassing?

Like scream to Alesana? Yeah, I've done that, only it's not screaming my heart out. Alesana's screams have a lot of unused air in them, so not all of it really passes the larynx. Their stuff is easy, because you have to scream like you suck at screaming.

My mom doesn't like me screaming, either.

Have you ever knowingly tried to cause someone a great deal of pain?

Alesana's screams aren't "perfect" because they don't use
any auto-tuning or anything. Its a pure scream.


Haha, yeah. I ate a kid once.

Have you ever got hit with a beer bottle at
a concert and moshed all over the dude?

Yes. I did some epic sword fight thing and my mom caught me. Kinda like Star Wars kid.

Have you ever danced for no reason?

haha. yeah. i love dancing.
one time i was waiting in line for
lunch and i started dancing like ballroom
dancing (without a partner) and i didn't notice
this gorgeous dude was behind me and he said
"do you need a partner?" i almost died!


have you ever imagined someone naked
and then felt really weird about them afterwards?

Oh, you know it. *coughparadigmcough*

Have you ever kick boxed?

*blushes*

Aye. Not too well though. I can only mid-high kick at max.

Have you ever done Hapkido?

Done it? Hell, I invented it.

Have you ever been kissed by Shaq?

Aye. It felt like I was kissed by an angel.

Have you ever watched the movie Steel with him in it?

Indeed. Probably the greatest comic book film to ever grace my eyes.

Have you ever hoped that Shaq would one day take you to Disney Land?

We actually went together back in '03, but... but... that didn't go too well.

Have you ever wanted to have Shaq as your daddy?

He is my daddy. In my mind.

Have you ever wondered if we turn this thread into the "Have you ever... Shaq edition"?

Possibly. Lets start.

Have you ever wanted to catch Shaq's sweaty jersey if he threw it into the crowd?

I got so close one time. He just didn't throw it hard enough.

Have you ever seen Shaq get jiggy with it?

Yes, and such an act was worthy of praise from the Gods.

Have you ever seen Shaq in the locker room... alone?

Yes, and let me tell ya, they don't call him Shaq for no reason. (Whatever that means)

Have you ever wanted Shaq to host "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"?

I would DVR, watch, and try my hardest to become a contestant EVERYDAY!

Have you ever wanted to hit the ganja with Shaq?

Oh, it would be the most epic smoke session of all time.

Have you ever wanted to have a sleep over with Shaq where all you do is gossip about all the whorey girls at school?

No, but I'm going to call him up tomorrow and plan one.

Have you ever wanted Shaq to take you to the park to talk about the "birds and the bees"?

He did. My life was never the same after that day. Did you know a hummingbird's wings can flap up to 1,260 times per minute? Shaq was just filled with this kinda information.

Have you ever seen Shaq trying to work on his model train set?

I have, and let me tell you something about it. Its GORGEOUS. He has little townspeople, a farm, a cave, EVERYTHING! It was truly a magical experience.

Have you ever wanted to be Shaq's apprentice in blacksmithing?