BEST JOKE EVER.

President Bush.

http://fosnot.googlepages.com/war

A little dedication I made to him a while back.

Bush is a pretty funny joke.

Well I'm a Republican but I love president jokes. Anyone got a good about Mclain, Clinton, or Obama?

No this is the best joke ever.

A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth." Dentist says, "Well if you think you're a moth, why did you come into a dentist's office?" Guy then says, "Well the light was on."

haha, nice one, I love Bush jokes.

Apollo wrote:No this is the best joke ever.

A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth." Dentist says, "Well if you think you're a moth, why did you come into a dentist's office?" Guy then says, "Well the light was on."

A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth." Dentist says, "Well if you think you're a moth, why did you come into a dentist's office?" So the moth says, "That's a good question, what kind of dentist are you?" and the dentist says, "Well I'm a general dentist, but I do dabble in orthodontry, braces and such", and the moth says, "Orthodontry? I heard there was great money in that... But, to answer your original question, which was if I think I'm a moth why did I come to a dentist's office, the answer is, because the light was on."

No, THIS is the best joke ever.

That was still the same joke except longer, but I'm not the one to complain especially since I can't think of a good joke.

CameronBond wrote:

Apollo wrote:No this is the best joke ever.

A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth." Dentist says, "Well if you think you're a moth, why did you come into a dentist's office?" Guy then says, "Well the light was on."

A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth." Dentist says, "Well if you think you're a moth, why did you come into a dentist's office?" So the moth says, "That's a good question, what kind of dentist are you?" and the dentist says, "Well I'm a general dentist, but I do dabble in orthodontry, braces and such", and the moth says, "Orthodontry? I heard there was great money in that... But, to answer your original question, which was if I think I'm a moth why did I come to a dentist's office, the answer is, because the light was on."

No, THIS is the best joke ever.

Hahaha, that' right.

Oh?

5 guys are walking down the street.
4 of them walk into a bar.
The 5th one ducks.

Haha nice man.

When I was in 3rd or 4th grade one of the kids at my school told that to me and I couldn't figure it out for the longest time and now I read the joke again and wonder how I could not figure it out

haha, that's ok, it happens.

If you guys want something funny about the upcoming election here in the states, I put up the latest JibJab video in the Presidential Election area of the site. Check it out

That is a link, btw. lol.

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

spishnittlestick wrote:haha, that's ok, it happens.

If you guys want something funny about the upcoming election here in the states, I put up the latest JibJab video in the Presidential Election area of the site. Check it out Wink

That is a link, btw. lol.

As if it weren't obvious enough. Haha.

Brad23 wrote:

That is hilarious! I laughed for so long! And yes I know I can laugh at the dumbest things.

dolphingirl wrote:

Brad23 wrote:

That is hilarious! I laughed for so long! And yes I know I can laugh at the dumbest things.

lol. It got me pretty good too the first time I saw it.

It's one of those things where you kind of expect it but when it happens it is a total shocker

lmao

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Jessica Simpson: Why would he be on a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?
Homer Simpson: There was free beer on the other side of the road.
Bill Cosby: Weeelll, ya see, the chicken crossed the road, and to get... to...the jello pudding pops.
Snoop Dogg: This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know what the (censored) he was doin crossin a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin'.
Isaac Newton: The duck suggested to the chicken that they play follow the leader then the duck crossed the road causing the chicken to cross after it, but at the same time holding up traffic, thus proving that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction .
Shakespeare: To cross or not to cross, that is the question.
John Kerry: I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe that the chicken should not get to the other side..
Colin Powell: This is not about whether inspectors made sure the chicken crossed the road, it's about the willingness of the chicken to cross the road voluntarily.
Moses: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Johnny Cochran: Because the road was black and the chicken was white. We must acquit.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Secretary Cheney: Chickens are big-time because they have wings. They could fly if they wanted to. Chickens don't want to cross the road. They don't need help crossing the road. In fact, I'm not interested in crossing the road myself.
The Sphinx: You tell me.
Neil Armstrong: To go where no chicken has gone before.
Another Answer: That's one small step for Chicken, one giant leap for Chicken kind.
George Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Al Gore: I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.
Another Answer: I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the chickens right now. I will not give up on the chickens crossing the road! I will fight for the chickens and I will not disappoint them
Bill Gates: I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
Martha Stewart: No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told!
Martin Luther King Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Barbara Walters: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.
Ralph Nader: The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
Another Answer: Chickens are misled into believing there is a road by the evil tire makers. Chickens aren't ignorant, but our society pays tire makers to create the need for these roads and then lures chickens into believing there is an advantage to crossing them. Down with the roads, up with chickens.
Jerry Seinfield: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"
Rush Limbaugh: I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross.
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Captain Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
Scully: It was a simple bio-mechanical reflex that is commonly found in chickens.
Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
Another Answer: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. However, I did ask Vernon Jordan to find the chicken a job in New York.
Albert Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
Another Answer: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Richard Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
Another Answer: I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.

Michael Jackson: Because there was a little boy on the other side.
Michael Jordan: He's goin' in for the dunk!!!
George Carlin: Because chickens are decent people!

shit...
HAHAH

The last person who heard the actual best joke died because he was rolling around on the floor and he rolled right into his fireplace, which was lit. The problem was, he was still holding the peice of paper with the joke on it so, sorry everyone but none of your jokes are the real best one. besides, it's a matter of opinion.

little.miss.sunny wrote:The last person who heard the actual best joke died because he was rolling around on the floor and he rolled right into his fireplace, which was lit. The problem was, he was still holding the peice of paper with the joke on it so, sorry everyone but none of your jokes are the real best one. besides, it's a matter of opinion.

DAMNIT!!

Hold it! I happen to know that man and he was actually holding all the information about Area 51. The joke was upstairs in his hotel room, and may still be to this day....we don't know. It's a mystery....oooohhhhhh

*ghost*