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Chuck Norris Jokes
by Spishnittlestick Sun Aug 31, 2008 1:15 pm
I've seen these everywhere. Post some of your favorites 
I'm just taking these off the top of my head, so they may be modified a bit from the originals
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard - just another fist.
Chuck Norris can cure blindness with his tears. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.
Chuck Norris can play a brick wall in tennis...and WIN!
I'm just taking these off the top of my head, so they may be modified a bit from the originals
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard - just another fist.
Chuck Norris can cure blindness with his tears. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.
Chuck Norris can play a brick wall in tennis...and WIN!
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
by Taylawr Sun Aug 31, 2008 1:23 pm
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
...Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
...Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
by Silent_Brad Sun Aug 31, 2008 2:14 pm
Chuck Norris built the log cabin he was born in.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
oh and check this out.
1. go to google
2. type in "find chuck norris"
3. hit I'm feeling lucky.
4. see results
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
oh and check this out.
1. go to google
2. type in "find chuck norris"
3. hit I'm feeling lucky.
4. see results
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
by Spishnittlestick Fri Sep 05, 2008 3:50 pm
haha! That's amazing! Where is it that you found this out?
And Mac remembered one that I forgot.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
And Mac remembered one that I forgot.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
by somedeadidiot Fri Sep 05, 2008 5:36 pm
Haha! I tried Santa next.
Chuck Norris once ate a birthday cake before his friends had time to tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris don't do push ups, he does Earth downs.
Chuck Norris doesn't have Turrets, Turrets has Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ate a birthday cake before his friends had time to tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris don't do push ups, he does Earth downs.
Chuck Norris doesn't have Turrets, Turrets has Chuck Norris.
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by Cjanz Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:06 pm
I despise Chuck Norris and the lame jokes his name has procured. 
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
by little.miss.sunny Fri Sep 05, 2008 8:36 pm
those are really funny. Chuck Norris doesn't walk, the ground moves for him. Chuck Norris had his tonsils removed with a chainsaw and lived. ok that last one was kind of weak, but im still posting it.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
by somedeadidiot Sat Sep 06, 2008 9:57 pm
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be cool, cool needs to be Chuck Norris.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
by Spishnittlestick Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:22 pm
Chuck Norris refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
by somedeadidiot Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:04 pm
Chuck Norris is 5 dimensional.
Chuck Norris doesn't have another fist under his beard, his other fist IS the beard.
Chuck Norris doesn't have another fist under his beard, his other fist IS the beard.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
by Taylawr Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:31 pm
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lays potato chip.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
by Spishnittlestick Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:42 pm
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
by somedeadidiot Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:53 pm
Chuck Norris knows what you're doing, saying, and thinking.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
by icesniper Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:15 am
Wow these are all good...
"Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing."
"Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing."
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
by psychoslayer_510 Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:50 pm
Chuck Norris didn't learn martial arts, martial arts learned Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris killed all the Dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris does have a son; his name is God. I don't think I know anymore that haven't been posted!
Chuck Norris killed all the Dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris does have a son; his name is God. I don't think I know anymore that haven't been posted!
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
by Cjanz Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:52 pm
Chuck Norris jokes are bland, repetitive, and unamusing.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
by drawmesunshine Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:53 pm
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300 hundred-- without a ball. Hell, he wasn't even in a bowling alley!
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