Busting Rhymes

There's only one rule, you must speak in rhyme
And no, I'm not kidding, it's all of the time.
This was inspired by my pal macncheese
but you are all welcomed to join in if you please
I wasn't sure where to post this at first
but to agree with Fuzzy, *PICS* was the worst
I've come to the conclusion that this is an Art
so join in, have fun, and speak from the heart

I oh so very hate this. Oh, yes, I really do.
But if you'd look...I think we're in a zoo...

We're in a zoo? Oh look a panda!
Panda's are spies sent to spread propaganda
They lead you to think they are furry and cute
But are really Chinese people in advanced panda suits

why, Mac I must say, your theory is True!
I noticed this the last time I was trapped at the zoo.
I was stared at and stalked by the conspiring beasts
I watched in amazement as they accomplished their feats.
They moved with such ease, such simplicity, such grace
But don't stare for too long or you'll get kicked in the face!

There once was a man from Belize
Who always refused to say please
The people got mad
And kidnapped his dad
Then sold him to support the Chinese

I can honestly say, I enjoy this too much
But you forgot the man's mother, who was sold to the Dutch.
She kicked and she screamed and her face turned all blue,
but the man didn't plead, he just said "thank you"

Oh my this is great
But what will be the fate
When our rhymes are all done
And we can't think of one?

Do not worry! Do not fear!
Rhymes will never be vanquished as long as I'm here!
Have faith in yourself; Have faith in your head.
As long as you're alive, the rhyme isn't dead!

To continue the tale of the impolite man
The last I heard he was living in Japan
He smells of old cheese and resides in a box
And makes his own clothes out of worn out tube socks
He does have a son but we don't know from who
But much like his father he won't say thank you
The rudeness is genetic, as these rhymes have told
So sit back, relax, and watch the story unfold.

I'm sorry to say that the story is done,
as a man without manners is never that fun.
Living in the ghettos...he got what he deserved.
To be put quite simply: "He got served!"

You've reached the conclusion. The tale does end there.
Now does anyone else have a rhyme to share?

Nope, not one
So I guess I am done
But first I should say
That I had a nice day
Wow that was lame
I should stop at this game
So I say good-bye now
As I take a small bow
And you all throw tomatoes
When what I want is potatoes
But my point is I'm bad
At rhyming, it's sad

Rhyming doesn't take talent just the ability to write
If one word sounds like the other, I think that's alright
I refuse to throw tomatoes, though, my choice is baked ham
Or thick uncooked noodles mixed with an old can of spam
I did learn what spam stood for, it was a difficult feat
But, I'll tell you, it's true, SPAM is Stuff Posing As Meat

This topic is so slammin'
just some buddies mouth jammin'
some rhymes are slick
some rhymes are smooth
some just plain shockin' a dude
i can't think of anything so sublime
as people gathered together
bustin some rhymes.

from the soul to the brain
please don't refrain,
rhymes are natural,
from the mist,
do not desist,
ev'ry body clap your hands for the uncertain,
give them a chance to draw back the curtain.
the words start flowin',
an those words start growin
into some fine rhymes
ev'ryones bliss.

Fo sheezy mah neezy as they'd say in the hood
Before being shot, though, because, well, they should
Mac to the cheese to the 101 schoolin'
Ah, forget it, I ain't black, who do I think I'm foolin'
Come on, all you Gatherers, come join in the fun
All you talented, or talentless, the journey's just begun
You can rap you can limerick you can write about crime
But only one simple rule, it all has to rhyme

Word.

I might not be good at rhyming
But I have good timing
I once punched a guy for miming
I like this forum
If anyone wonder I will assure 'em
that the people here are cool
that all of us gatherers RULE!

Your rhyming is fine, so don't worry or fret!
It's easy to do if you have the mindset.
You seem cool yourself, so you truly belong
But if you'll excuse me right now, I'm feeling a song ♫

(No I'm not kidding, my rhyme isn't weak.
I'm getting my acoustic now as we speak )