Informericials!

Love them or hate them?

BURN THEM!

hate them

and they are uberus amounts of evil because we know they are stupid and hold no significance in our lives, yet they hook us in.

I am sure we have all wached at least one whole infomercial at some point.

And if you haven't, you are my hero!

There's always the person that acts so surprised for dramatic effect.

That person is a SUCKA.

lmao, some of them are so bad though that they are freaking hilarious.

Sales person: You can make an entire meal in only 30 seconds!

Idiot: OMG REALLY? 30 SECONDS? THAT IS AMAZING, but theres gotta be a catch?

Sales Person: No catch, just 3 easy payments of $39.99

Idiot: WOW. THIS IS A REAL BARGAIN. I'LL GET 3. *cheesy Grin*



I just summed up every infomercial.

I love watching them, because some are so bad that they're funny, and some are just interesting.

I seem to recall a spiritual one I watched years ago with a very large sweaty man yelling about his special oil that heals all wounds, mental and physical. He has people giving cheesy testimonies like "THIS OIL HAS CURED ME OF ARTHRITIS!".

It was quite humorous to watch.

omg, is that legal?

Maybe he should have been marketing the other botanical substances that may have cured his ailments...if You know what I mean

I'm not sure if it's legal. Must be if he made it on TV.

Yea, I love the over dramatic actors....great entertainment!

But wait...there's more!

I have yet another surprise!

It's not over yet!

But that's not all!

In fact, I'm going to CUT one of the payments!

AND DOUBLE YOUR ORDER

any of these sound familiar?

hehe

I hate the guy on the oxyclean commercials

He represents like fifty million (ok...way over exaggerated) different products

*ahem* what I meant to say was

SucCumB tO mY InFLuEnCe...

And yeah, way too many, lol.

haha...oh a I succumb

aha

yea...he may need a life...because the one he has is not working for him.

BILLY MAYS HERE WITH AN ASTOUNDING NEW PRODUCT. IT'S CALLED BOOM!, AND IT'S GOING TO ROCK YOUR WORLD! WHEN YOU USE BOOM!, YOU WON'T BELIEVE THE THINGS IT DOES. WITH BOOM!, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!

SPRAY SOME ON YOUR LAWN FOR WHAT APPEARS TO BE FRESHLY CUT GRASS. SPRAY IT ON YOUR GARBAGE TO REDUCE IT TO GASEOUS FUMES SURE HARM THE ENVIRONMENT. SPRAY IT ON YOUR PET'S MESSES TO MAKE THEM MAGICALLY DISAPPEAR. EVERYTHING YOU SPRAY IT ON WILL HAVE A DIFFERENT RESULT.

*more yelling*

BOOM!'s makers will not be held responsible for any mishaps that occur whilst using this product. Use at your own risk; may cause a slow painful death.

Cutlery Corner is the best Infomercial there could ever possibly be.

(Really)

haha exactly!

that guy is a douche

I love weight loss infomercials. I watched one the other week where people were trying to convince you to buy a work out taping dealing with "MOTIONLESS" excercise. I repeat "MOTIONLESS" excercise. WTF please do explain.

Haha..."Eat everything you do now and more, and watch the pounds fly off!"

I don't understand that either.

Yeah, and my mom looked this up, apparently they are huge scams, and destroy your credit, she says she was amazed they are even allowed to be aired.

Lol well stupid people deserve it if they're gonna fall for something as dumb as MOTIONLESS EXCERCISE.

wow, I am glad I do not order from those commercials. Although I am not sure why anybody would...they just seem like loser-ish type inventions, that are crappy versions of already existing supplies that are cheaper and do the same job.

Like those towels that are supposed be able to mop up spills without allowing a drop of liquad to fall from the towel.......

Just use a towel..or paper towels...does the same thing...less expensive

JakeTheSnake wrote:I love weight loss infomercials. I watched one the other week where people were trying to convince you to buy a work out taping dealing with "MOTIONLESS" excercise. I repeat "MOTIONLESS" excercise. WTF please do explain.

Take this pill that may completely destroy your liver, as well as other internal organs, and watch as it begins to deteriorate your body, which is mostly fat to begin with. I promise, you'll look better, and feel....well, at least you may look better.

Oh, and if you don't, we change our phone number every week and change our location from time to time.

Good luck, sucka

Haha I really hate those type of commercials.

I am all for healthy weighloss....but those commercials really make people feel bad about themselves.

I know I have a low self esteem....some of which can be contributed to such commercials.

Anyways....infomercials are just annoying.