Answer the Question Above

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Why do people think Chuck Norris jokes are funny?

Oh, son of a-- did I need that? Damn... I'm sorry... Here, let me go back to class and get-- *runs off down the hallway*





What color would you say that boat is?

The boat is just a manifestation of your insanity.

Is there really a boat?

Actually, I think that's a banana.

Do you live in a Yellow Submarine?

Yeah, until my landlady kicked me out for "creating too much racket".

Can you believe this nonsense?

I live in eternal disbelief.

Help. I need somebody. Help! Not just anybody.
Will you help me?

I shall help you!

What do you need?

A 36 on the ACT

Can you fall asleep with the light on or do you need complete darkness?

I need complete and total darkness with my iPod home thing blaring and my fan running on high.

Do you like the feeling of being cold then jumping under the cold side of a comforter?

It does indeed feel good man.

Why do I always catch you in the tree in my front yard with binoculars?

Oh you caught me! I guess I'll just to find another place! *immature teehee*

What will happen after our death?

Our bodies will decompose and turn into trees, then They'll chop said trees down to turn them into paper. I hope I end up as an issue of Deadpool or something.

Who let the frogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who?

Whoops! My bad, sir.

Was there ever a time that you accomplished something and felt like a badass because of it?

If I remember right, one time I put together a lego set and didn't have any extra pieces. It was badass indeed.

Have you ever been driving and see something ramp-like and just have a massive urge to jump it?

All the time. But for snorts and giggles, I ramp off it anyway.

Were you ever once in possession of a tricycle?

Still am, sir. I roll around in the hood with it every once in a while.

Should I put some phat rims on my tricycle?

I think you should put some tweenie-fo'z on that bad bitch. Maybe even spinnaz.

Also, you need a big pot leaf right below the handlebars, but above the wheel. That little part right there. Ever see Don't Be a Menace? Like that.

Lets say you're a heart surgeon operating on a patient whose life is in your hands. Midway through surgery you get a page that your wife was shot three times in the chest, and you're the only one that can save her. You have a choice: leave this patient on the table to die while you save your wife, quickly try to patch up this patient and try to save your wife, or would you completely leave the patient and tend to her?

try to patch up the patient and go save my wife....

have you sneezed today?

Once, but I've been hiccuping more than anything.

Have you hiccuped today?

No, but now that I've read that I'm probably going to start.

Whats the last thing that grossed you out?

Your face OHHHHHHHH BURN

Hello, is it me you're looking for?

Yes, and I just called to say I love you.

Do you think I should become a professional wizard?

No. Do you remember your last attempt at transfiguration? Yeah... thanks...






Why have I been in such a mood to cook recently?

Because cooking is fun!

Why does nobody kill butterflies?

Because every time you kill a butterfly, 80's speed metal dies a little bit more.

Who ya gonna call?

Ghostbusters!

Will you please present your multipass?