Oops... I did it again.

by somedeadidiot Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:55 pm

Me: Yeah, so?
Dolphin: so... i don't know
Dolphin: what was i supposed to say?
Me: Why?
Dolphin: why what?
Me: Why?
Dolphin: whhhy whaat?
Me: Why?
Dolphin: because.
Me: Why?
Dolphin: I was gonna try and not talk but that probably wouldn't work...
Me: Why?
Dolphin: and there he goes again!
Me: Why?
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Dolphin: don't make me yell at you, boy!
Me: Why?
Me: 21 minutes.
Dolphin: I don't know if I should leave after you saying that or stay up later...
Me: Why?
Dolphin: you sound like one of those little chat applications that you download onto the computer and it's supposed to be some "doctor"
Me: Why?
Dolphin: only they're all "and how do you feel about that?" and "don't repeat yourself" and you're just all "why?"
Me: Why?
Dolphin: my point
Me: How does that make you feel?
Dolphin: it makes me feel like you're spamming me with "why's"
Me: Why?
Dolphin: because you say it a lot
Me: How does that make you feel?
Dolphin: ok this is gonna go into one of those stupid convo's with the doc and end up with me telling you off poorly
Me: How does that make you feel?
Dolphin: annoyed?
Me: Why?
Dolphin: because "doctors" that ask the same two questions over and over annoy me
Me: Why?
Dolphin: AUUUUGGHHH!!!!
Me: How does that make you feel?
Dolphin: you're going to be the cause of me going insane... soo... how would that make you feel?
Me: Why?
Dolphin: ...
Me: rofl
Me: Fine...I'll be a real doctor.
Me: What color is your snot?
Me: Have you had diahrea lately?
Me: Vomiting?
Me: Itchy eyes?
Dolphin: on my word...
Me: Can you pee intot his cup for me?
Dolphin: you are insane
Me: Why?
Dolphin: you tell me
Me: How does that make you feel?
Dolphin: like i am talking to some computer that doesn't know how to say anything but 2 things
Me: How does that make you feel?
Dolphin: annoyed and like i'm staying up late for nothing and wow i feel really stupid because i'm actually talking to you when you're doing this
Me: Why?
Dolphin: nooo comment
Me: Why?
Dolphin: nooo comment
Me: How does that make you feel?
Dolphin: like not commenting!
Dolphin: ugh
Me: Why?
Dolphin: ok... when i say go. i'm not talking until you learn how to say different things.
Dolphin: GO
Me: Can you pee intot his cup for me?
Me: How does that make you feel?
Me: Itchy eyes?
Me: Vomiting?
Me: Why?
Dolphin: different things than that
Me: Why?
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Dolphin: stuff none doctor-ish
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Me: Welcome to Dr. Dakota's office. Please hold!
Dolphin: you just might make a good doctor if you keep this up... the kind that your patients hate....
Me: Why?
Dolphin: because of that.
Me: How does that make you feel?
Dolphin: now whenever you say "why" when we're talking i'm not going to know if you're asking me that literally or if you're starting this again!
Dolphin: see what you did? you confused me!
Me: How does that make you feel?
Dolphin: confused.
Dolphin: and stupid.
Me: Why?
Dolphin: you could stop annny tiiime now
Dolphin: and i wouldn't care
Me: How does that make you feel?
Dolphin: are you just trying to force me into leaving and going to bed?
Dolphin: that thought just occurred to me
Me: Why won't you answer the freaking question?!?!
Dolphin: why do you think?
Me: How does T.H.A.T. make you feel?
Me: Train Hitting A Turtle
Dolphin: how does a train hitting a turtle make me feel?
Me: yes
Dolphin: it makes me feel sad for the turtle but also curious..
Me: Why?
Dolphin: i'll just try and talk to you like you're sane....
Dolphin: which could be hard